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PUT YOUR FREAKUM DRESS ON

Hervé Léger Sequined Bandage Dress
The freakum dress is the dress that makes you the object of obsession and envy.  You are killing it in this form-fitting fashion marvel.  Whether you’re a plus sized vixen or a stick thin beauty, the freakum dress is like voodoo — it works spells.  Like the jeans in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, one size fits all. This is the dress that charms everyone that sees you in it.  No matter how much weight you gain or lose, the freakum dress fits like a gem.

You wear this dress when you want him to get down on one knee.  Beyoncé sang about it, and I bet she wore hers when she became Mrs. Carter.  It’s the dress you wear with the shoes you walk out of his life in (that’s double danger — Code Orange!)  The freakum dress is the dress worn to steal that hot guy from his not so hot girlfriend.  When you put your freakum dress on, you own it!  It’s your world and nothing can stop you from feeling sexy, beautiful, intelligent, loved, and successful. 

 The freakum dress is something you pull out of a bag of tricks.  When nothing seems to be going in your favor, pull that freakum dress out; say “Abracadabra” and *POOF!*, you are the toast of the town — dropping jaws and cutting the lines of some of New York City’s hottest nightclubs.  Get sexy with it.  Before you step out for a downtown romp, be sure to put your freakum dress on, and freakum girl!

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Categories: Fashion and Beauty, Self, Urban Aristocrats

Author:Miss Metropolitan Junkie

Raised in the Bronx; spending the majority of my days in the Midtown section of Manhattan, I have a fabulous addiction to life in New York City. I'm a lifestyle writer and social blogger. I enjoy traveling and photographing foods, landscapes, and people in their natural element. I also enjoy attending parades and street festivals in New York City; capturing the spirit and positive energy on video and in photographs. I style people's lives by offering them tips on fashion, food & wine, dining & entertaining, arts & culture, and more!

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